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  Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.

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  I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.

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  I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder

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  Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.

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  Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?

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  I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed

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  I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol

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  I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.

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  You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby

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  You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.

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  ... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?

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  You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..

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  Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.

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  It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here

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  I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.

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