Last Night in Virginia (540)

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  The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?

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  I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.

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  3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently

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  and skipped dinner

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  Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?

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  woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft

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  Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations

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  It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her

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  I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus

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  Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.

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  Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.

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  What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?

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  I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...

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  You at least unplugged it right?

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  she looked like the before picture.

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  Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed

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