Last Night in Missouri (816)

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  I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.

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  Nobody is perfect

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  I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other

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  She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?

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  Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful

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  Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?

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  Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.

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  ...... wtf.

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  we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring

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  Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"

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  Absence makes the cock grow harder.

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  she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.

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  he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.

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  He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.

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  You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #

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  ah tequila...

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  we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome

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  I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.

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  I'm going for alcohol poisoning.

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  My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.

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