Last Night in New Jersey (856)

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  in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...

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  I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.

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  12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.

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  Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits

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  I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.

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  FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!

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  There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?

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  Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches

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  duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.

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  dear god, who put you in a cab?

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  its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.

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  college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.

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  my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..

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  he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.

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  no pressure.

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  she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.

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  i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"

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  there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.

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