Last Night in North Carolina (919)

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  It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.

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  i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.

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  Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more

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  It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth

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  Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??

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  At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?

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  anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi

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  bitch so ugly she owes me an erection

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  please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys

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  CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us

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  we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best

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  he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.

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  Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too

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  his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.

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