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  you're bored at work aren't you?

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  I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk

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  I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet

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  i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days

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  every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman

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  I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background

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  Da na na, na na naa

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  capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.

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  I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed

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  how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......

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  I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life

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  I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.

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  is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?

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  What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?

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  How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.

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  Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.

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