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  I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..

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  This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.

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  Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta

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  Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.

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  Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.

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  Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."

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  Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb

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  it's ELEVEN

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  thirty

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  you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.

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  i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."

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  Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..

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  you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.

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  Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.

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  I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.

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  Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.

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  kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.

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  damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.

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