Last Night in South Carolina (864)

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  her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes

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  We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.

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  If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...

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  he tried to breastfeed my turtle

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  Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.

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  After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!

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  I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers

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  Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!

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  Because men are children

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  Touche

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  bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex

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  I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.

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  Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.

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  I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass

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  what???

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  AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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  Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.

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  she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual

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