Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Send us your Text From Last Night!
____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
This is not my ceiling
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Plan B is the new Plan A
