What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Send us your Text From Last Night!
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
i permit you to call me
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
