remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
Send us your Text From Last Night!
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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