Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
