I wish I could punch you in the face.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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