Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Randomize
