I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I think I just shit out all my problems.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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