If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
We need to get me chipped asap
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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