dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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