we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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