my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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