ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i just had sex bonerless
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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