Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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