im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
tell me about the eggs
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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