big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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