Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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