some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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