Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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