He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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