she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I FOUND THE LEGS
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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