Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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