I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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