I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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