In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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