he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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