we're chasing vodka with high fives
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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