how can u be prego again
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
whose ass print is on the piano?
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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