Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
