Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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