a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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