her vagine was all disorganized.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
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