Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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