he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
false alarm. still invincible.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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