I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
worst night to have a conscience
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
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