cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
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