I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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