He is an equal opportunity slut.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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