But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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