I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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