Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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