I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Dude, this chick just tossed my salad hard. All that I could picture was a dog trying to get the last of the peanut butter out of the jar of Jiff and trying not to think of how grotesque my last dump was.
Then she tried to kiss me and I wouldn't and she got pissed off and went to sleep. Then about an hour later, her kid called her. She went home and on the way out I told her to wash her mouth before she kissed her kid good night. Weird night..
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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