First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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