She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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