I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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