toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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